Teams & Skaters#

Attributes: PWR = Shot Power, ACC = Accuracy, CHK = Checking, SPD = Speed (0–100 scale before modifiers). Avg is the plain mean of the four; see attributes-and-stats for how the in-game OVR is computed.

16-Bit (Retrotown)#

asset snesCampaignTeam · starting team of squad(s): Snes, Stats · bench size 5 · relics: Bench Bonus

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Angus McRoenick	3	LW	L	24	47	51	34	39	—	—

Goalie: Bobby Butcher (#33) — skill 34, catching 76, glove 80, blocker 75, five-hole 50, standing speed 50, butterfly speed 70, control 74, recovery 71, pokecheck 60, depth 30, pass power 60, shot power 50

Anaheim#

asset Anaheim · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
W. Mozart	77	C	S	83	90	49	36	64	—	—
L. Beethoven	19	C	M	95	42	95	72	76	—	—
G. Handel	23	C	L	66	90	90	34	70	—	—
R. Wagner	4	C	S	32	95	18	55	50	—	—
J-S. Bach	34	C	M	57	50	93	40	60	—	—

Goalie: A. Vivaldi (#36) — skill 86, catching 86, glove 86, blocker 86, five-hole 86, standing speed 86, butterfly speed 86, control 86, recovery 86, pokecheck 86, depth 25, pass power 86, shot power 25

Boston#

asset Boston · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
T. Jefferson	28	C	L	40	55	85	63	61	—	—
J. Madison	88	C	M	71	90	70	78	77	—	—
J. Monroe	18	C	M	55	70	60	62	62	—	—
A. Jackson	73	C	L	72	40	85	76	68	—	Glass Cannon
W. Harrison	73	C	L	45	45	80	66	59	Head Smasher	—

Goalie: J. Tyler (#90) — skill 90, catching 90, glove 90, blocker 90, five-hole 90, standing speed 90, butterfly speed 90, control 90, recovery 90, pokecheck 90, depth 25, pass power 90, shot power 25

Buffalo#

asset Buffalo · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
W. Kidd	53	C	S	82	95	45	42	66	—	—
H. Morgan	89	C	L	58	70	95	37	65	—	—
A. Bonny	72	C	M	70	93	42	39	61	—	—
C. Jack	25	C	M	51	95	82	64	73	—	—
B. Roberts	26	C	M	94	94	34	94	79	—	—

Goalie: S. Bellamy (#1) — skill 83, catching 83, glove 83, blocker 83, five-hole 83, standing speed 83, butterfly speed 83, control 83, recovery 83, pokecheck 83, depth 25, pass power 83, shot power 25

Bum Squad (Bun Town)#

asset bumTeam · starting team of squad(s): Bum Squad, Vanilla Squad · bench size 5 · relics: Bench Bonus

Skater	#	Pos	Size	Ability	Talents
Gary Buttman	30	LW	M	—	Butt Bench
Barry Butthead	75	LW	M	—	Healthy Scratch, Hidden Ace
Bungus McBooty	3	LW	M	—	Butt Reward

Calaveras#

asset CHICAO_CAMPAIGN_ACT1 · bench size 5

Expect a physical battle. Rory McShaggy delivers crushing hits, while the gigantic Bear Grohl is as hard to knock down as he is dangerous

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Carlos Chicos	7	LW	M	54	54	54	45	52	—	—
Charlotte Chapstick	27	LW	M	45	54	54	36	47	—	—
Stevie Louder	16	LW	M	54	45	18	36	38	—	—
Bear Grohl	2	LW	XXL	15	0	122	7	36	—	—
Rory McShaggy	5	LW	L	75	50	61	40	56	—	X-Ray Shot, Bonecrusher
Steven Marteau	8	LW	M	48	40	16	48	38	—	—
Stew Gibson	97	LW	M	48	40	16	48	38	—	—

Goalie: Bobby Butcher (#29) — skill 21, catching 60, glove 65, blocker 65, five-hole 55, standing speed 43, butterfly speed 35, control 75, recovery 70, pokecheck 55, depth 40, pass power 60, shot power 60

Calaveras#

asset chicago calaveras onboarding · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Ryan Pepito	53	LW	S	69	70	0	62	50	—	One Strike
Rory McShaggy	5	LW	L	78	0	76	0	38	Tomahawk	X-Ray Shot, Bonecrusher
Angus McShaggy	3	LW	L	75	50	60	50	59	—	—
Bear Grohl	99	LW	XXL	90	60	90	15	64	—	Bonecrusher
Rory McShaggy	5	LW	L	78	0	76	0	38	Tomahawk	X-Ray Shot, Bonecrusher

Goalie: Bobby Butcher (#33) — skill 50, catching 60, glove 65, blocker 65, five-hole 55, standing speed 60, butterfly speed 70, control 75, recovery 70, pokecheck 55, depth 40, pass power 60, shot power 60

Calgary#

asset Calgary · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
H. Bogart	10	C	L	90	38	77	75	70	—	—
H. Fonda	96	C	S	45	95	61	95	74	—	—
J. Dean	91	C	M	67	54	95	92	77	—	—
A. Hepburn	4	C	L	47	85	53	19	51	Headshot Redirect	—
M. Monroe	52	C	M	95	78	94	73	85	—	—

Goalie: L. Olivier (#25) — skill 86, catching 86, glove 86, blocker 86, five-hole 86, standing speed 86, butterfly speed 86, control 86, recovery 86, pokecheck 86, depth 25, pass power 86, shot power 25

Carolina#

asset Carolina · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
C. Monet	59	C	S	85	95	33	67	70	—	—
E. Degas	88	C	L	90	90	89	23	73	—	—
A. Renoir	20	C	S	88	95	87	58	82	—	—
B. Morisot	74	C	L	37	18	95	84	58	—	—
E. Manet	8	C	M	16	20	94	94	56	—	—

Goalie: P. Cezanne (#31) — skill 88, catching 88, glove 88, blocker 88, five-hole 88, standing speed 88, butterfly speed 88, control 88, recovery 88, pokecheck 88, depth 25, pass power 88, shot power 25

Chicago#

asset Chicago · starting team of squad(s): ??? · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
A. Lavoisier	23	C	S	78	56	95	95	81	—	Speed Transfer
J. Dalton	98	C	M	92	62	87	75	79	—	—
D. Mendeleev	17	C	L	95	18	95	88	74	—	Puckless Rocket
A. Nobel	72	C	L	21	18	95	86	55	—	—
M. Faraday	4	C	L	92	91	41	84	77	Mega-Sauce	Bouncy McBounce

Goalie: R. Franklin (#34) — skill 83, catching 83, glove 83, blocker 83, five-hole 83, standing speed 83, butterfly speed 83, control 83, recovery 83, pokecheck 83, depth 25, pass power 83, shot power 25

Colorado#

asset Colorado · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
I. Newton	96	C	S	40	93	95	12	60	—	—
M. Curie	29	C	M	94	88	95	67	86	—	—
S. Hawking	13	C	L	64	26	95	27	53	—	—
N. Bohr	7	C	L	42	95	72	92	75	—	—
E. Schrodinger	8	C	L	20	84	94	94	73	—	—

Goalie: A. Einstein (#40) — skill 84, catching 0, glove 84, blocker 84, five-hole 84, standing speed 84, butterfly speed 84, control 84, recovery 84, pokecheck 84, depth 25, pass power 84, shot power 25

Columbus#

asset Columbus · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
G. Galilei	13	C	S	68	95	94	79	84	—	—
N. Copernicus	29	C	S	67	95	95	95	88	—	—
J. Kepler	38	C	L	35	55	95	95	70	—	—
W. Herschel	8	C	L	63	95	95	95	87	—	—
E. Halley	9	C	L	63	95	95	95	87	—	—

Goalie: E. Hubble (#90) — skill 84, catching 84, glove 84, blocker 84, five-hole 84, standing speed 84, butterfly speed 84, control 84, recovery 84, pokecheck 84, depth 25, pass power 84, shot power 25

Crusaders#

asset crusaders · bench size 5

Don’t let Prince Tristan’s fragile frame fool you. His personal guard will protect him..don’t give him a chance to unload.

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Sergei Lancelov	4	LW	XL	100	32	150	5	72	—	Iron Helmet
Gawain Guretski	99	LW	L	40	65	70	90	66	Headshot Redirect	Iron Helmet, Knights AI
Prince Tristan Arthur XIV	14	LW	S	100	90	0	0	48	—	Charge Shot, Xray Goalie, Prince AI, X-Ray Shot, En Garde!
Ulf Percivalsson	5	LW	L	70	30	100	70	68	Headshot Redirect	Iron Helmet, Knights AI
Brendan Galahad	13	LW	L	60	51	100	70	70	Headshot Redirect	Iron Helmet, Knights AI
Bernie Gueuleton	7	LW	L	48	49	80	72	62	Headshot Redirect	Iron Helmet, Knights AI
Gareth Mordredsen	62	LW	XL	80	34	120	4	60	—	Iron Helmet

Goalie: Sir Godfrey (#36) — skill 33, catching 40, glove 20, blocker 100, five-hole 30, standing speed 80, butterfly speed 72, control 75, recovery 75, pokecheck 65, depth 25, pass power 70, shot power 100

Cup Cultists#

asset cultist · bench size 5 · relics: Relic Copier

They will use their dark magic to copy one of your Relics. On the ice, interrupt their spellcasters before they freeze you solid.

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Bill Cultist	44	LW	L	54	63	63	45	56	—	CultistAI
Camilla Cultist	83	LW	S	36	76	45	81	60	—	Cultist Teleport
Captain Cult	2	LW	M	76	68	63	63	68	—	Cultist Teleport
Cult Cobain	12	LW	M	54	54	54	54	54	—	Cultist Teleport
Johnny Cultist	57	LW	L	63	55	72	45	59	—	CultistAI, Cultist Teleport
Kult Voncult	46	LW	M	68	60	56	56	60	—	—
Cultis Joseph	94	LW	M	68	60	56	56	60	—	—
Cult Maclean	43	LW	M	68	60	56	56	60	—	—

Goalie: Evan Gellis (#40) — skill 57, catching 78, glove 75, blocker 75, five-hole 100, standing speed 70, butterfly speed 90, control 30, recovery 30, pokecheck 30, depth 20, pass power 90, shot power 85

Dallas#

asset Dallas · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
J. James	21	C	L	30	75	88	95	72	—	—
D. Holliday	16	C	M	46	94	95	93	82	—	—
W. Earp	24	C	L	95	95	95	83	92	—	—
B. Hickok	4	C	M	88	54	45	84	68	—	—
B. Cassidy	23	C	M	95	94	28	73	72	—	—

Goalie: C. Jane (#29) — skill 91, catching 91, glove 91, blocker 91, five-hole 91, standing speed 91, butterfly speed 91, control 91, recovery 91, pokecheck 91, depth 25, pass power 91, shot power 25

Defense Squad (Defensburgh)#

asset defenseMetaCampaignTeam · starting team of squad(s): Defense Squad, Violence Squad · bench size 5 · relics: Bench Bonus

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Angus McDefense	3	LW	L	25	51	37	37	38	—	Point Sniper

Detroit#

asset Detroit · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
E. Knievel	88	C	L	70	59	88	95	78	—	—
T. Fox	57	C	L	95	41	95	41	68	Dash	—
B. Lee	71	C	S	88	53	71	44	64	—	—
J. Cousteau	41	C	S	89	27	30	94	60	—	—
F. Rogers	53	C	M	72	92	92	80	84	—	—

Goalie: M. Teresa (#34) — skill 82, catching 82, glove 82, blocker 82, five-hole 82, standing speed 82, butterfly speed 82, control 82, recovery 82, pokecheck 82, depth 25, pass power 82, shot power 25

Disco#

asset disco · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Mike Dropp	65	RD	M	66	66	66	66	66	—	—
Ozzie Oioioi	23	RW	L	65	90	20	55	58	—	Puckless Rocket
Dan Singh	2	LD	M	75	75	75	75	75	—	—
Donna Winters	18	LW	M	75	75	75	75	75	—	—
Slo Klapp	82	C	M	60	60	60	60	60	—	—

Goalie: B.G. Smith (#30) — skill 63, catching 65, glove 85, blocker 85, five-hole 75, standing speed 75, butterfly speed 75, control 45, recovery 65, pokecheck 70, depth 50, pass power 70, shot power 80

Dominator Squad (Dominator)#

asset eliminator team · starting team of squad(s): Eliminator · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Angus McShaggynator	3	LW	L	24	48	51	35	40	—	—

Double Decker (Linesbury)#

asset LinesMetaCampaignTeam · starting team of squad(s): Double Decker · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Ricky Kirby	72	LW	M	20	41	13	59	33	—	Stix, Quest
Angus O'Liner	3	LW	L	24	48	51	35	40	Yeet	—
Freddy Kovalski	16	LW	M	19	37	18	59	33	—	Helmet Stack, Quest
Mark Bench	32	LW	M	23	22	38	42	31	—	Double-Decker, Quest
Johnny Faceless	84	LW	M	30	30	30	30	30	—	Faceless
Maurice Cassoulet	37	LW	M	5	5	71	43	31	—	Quest
Buster Brewster	85	LW	M	61	10	24	31	32	Polymorphic Ability	Quest
Stu Stumple	38	LW	M	32	46	13	40	33	—	Masochist, Quest
Boring Dude	93	LW	M	36	35	24	35	32	—	Quest
Angus FreshShaggy	33	LW	L	51	55	24	35	41	Yo-Yo	—

Goalie: Bobby Butcher (#33) — skill 34, catching 76, glove 84, blocker 84, five-hole 84, standing speed 50, butterfly speed 70, control 74, recovery 71, pokecheck 60, depth 30, pass power 60, shot power 50

Edmonton#

asset Edmonton · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
J. Glenn	29	C	M	80	21	67	92	65	—	—
A. Shepard	18	C	M	66	95	95	92	87	—	—
N. Armstrong	97	C	M	83	83	80	82	82	—	—
Y. Gagarin	14	C	M	95	26	94	85	75	—	—
V. Tereshokova	2	C	L	37	59	86	50	58	—	—

Goalie: B. Aldrin (#74) — skill 84, catching 84, glove 84, blocker 84, five-hole 84, standing speed 84, butterfly speed 84, control 84, recovery 84, pokecheck 84, depth 25, pass power 84, shot power 25

Florida#

asset Florida · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
B. Montgomery	19	C	S	55	48	42	63	52	—	—
G. Marshall	13	C	M	70	92	46	92	75	—	—
D. Eisenhower	16	C	L	74	25	50	83	58	—	—
D. MacArthur	42	C	L	52	78	95	87	78	—	—
G. Patton	62	C	L	93	93	65	25	69	—	—

Goalie: L. Mountbatten (#41) — skill 81, catching 81, glove 81, blocker 81, five-hole 81, standing speed 81, butterfly speed 81, control 81, recovery 81, pokecheck 81, depth 25, pass power 81, shot power 25

Gauntlet#

asset gauntletTeamData · starting team of squad(s): Gauntlet Meta · bench size 5 · relics: Bench Bonus

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Angus McGauntlet	3	LW	L	17	33	35	24	27	—	—

Golfers#

asset golfers · bench size 8 · relics: Golf Fairway, High Flyer, OctopusAttackRelic

Your toughest challenge yet awaits. Every mistake could cost you...the cup is waiting!

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Cornelius Puttson	1	LW	L	62	100	106	90	90	—	Triple Twig, Bonecrusher, cultistPowerCornelius
Merry Gillman	30	LW	L	81	81	96	78	84	—	Triple Twig
Pam Pumpernickel	25	LW	L	131	100	76	58	91	—	Rebound Magnet, Triple Twig, cultistPowerPam
Chipper Ramirez	38	LW	L	96	78	93	78	86	—	Triple Twig, Puckless Rocket, Wind Up
Wedge Whacker	46	LW	M	68	100	30	119	79	—	Triple Twig, Puckless Rocket, Wind Up
Buck Wurst	48	LW	L	100	67	84	32	71	Grappling Hook	Bonecrusher
Frank Furter	91	LW	L	83	68	50	54	64	Grappling Hook	Puckless Rocket
Sergei Lancelov	4	LW	XL	100	32	150	5	72	—	Iron Helmet
Brendan Galahad	13	LW	XL	60	51	100	70	70	—	Iron Helmet
Johnny Cultist	16	LW	L	63	55	72	45	59	—	Cultist Teleport
Bill Cultist	98	LW	L	54	63	63	45	56	—	Cultist Teleport
William Foulton	36	LW	L	70	52	88	70	70	—	En Garde!, Ball and Chain
Jo Foulton	24	LW	L	70	52	88	70	70	—	En Garde!, Ball and Chain

Goalie: Alan Driver (#31) — skill 95, catching 85, glove 90, blocker 90, five-hole 85, standing speed 105, butterfly speed 140, control 95, recovery 90, pokecheck 100, depth 40, pass power 95, shot power 95

Greasy Lettuce#

asset toronto greasy lettuce · bench size 5 · relics: Odd Fungus

Kelly Jelly brings the speed, Calvin Dord brings the show. Don't underestimate Dord’s nasty yo-yo and his knack for spectacular goals.

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Calvin Dord	22	LW	L	71	76	38	33	54	Yo-Yo	—
Fortin Mathieu	34	LW	M	52	48	10	67	44	—	Puckless Rocket
Doc Killmore	93	LW	M	52	38	38	76	51	—	Puckless Rocket
Wendell Spark	17	LW	M	43	29	29	57	40	—	Puckless Rocket
Kelly Jelly	4	LW	S	0	38	0	86	31	Spin-O-Rama	Puckless Rocket
Barrett Monroe	59	LW	M	60	34	34	68	49	—	Puckless Rocket
Don Duquay	45	LW	M	60	34	34	68	49	—	Puckless Rocket

Goalie: Tami Taper (#29) — skill 18, catching 30, glove 20, blocker 20, five-hole 40, standing speed 45, butterfly speed 70, control 40, recovery 40, pokecheck 60, depth 70, pass power 60, shot power 60

Hockey FC#

asset hockey fc · bench size 5 · relics: Soccer Field, Soccer Net, Soccer, Soccer Wall

Hockey FC brings football to the ice! No sticks, headers allowed, and some seriously fragile players.

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Zinedine Zidanejad	5	LW	M	35	83	24	77	55	Headshot Redirect	Puck Rocket
Ronaldo Francis	7	LW	M	35	71	29	77	53	Headshot Redirect	Puck Rocket
Leo Messier	10	LW	M	51	84	24	118	69	Headshot Redirect	Puck Rocket, Charge Shot
Pat Maroondona	14	LW	M	48	49	23	77	49	Headshot Redirect	Puck Rocket
Nicklas Backham	23	LW	M	34	60	20	94	52	Headshot Redirect	Puck Rocket
Benny Danglish	23	LW	M	29	41	17	100	47	Headshot Redirect	Puck Rocket
Kumar Savory	14	LW	M	41	24	20	83	42	Headshot Redirect	Puck Rocket, Trickshot
Ronald Deeno	14	LW	M	41	24	20	83	42	Headshot Redirect	Puck Rocket, Trickshot

Goalie: Scotty Sterlington (#1) — skill 45, catching 100, glove 75, blocker 75, five-hole 0, standing speed 200, butterfly speed 200, control 0, recovery 100, pokecheck 100, depth 16, pass power 100, shot power 100

Long Island#

asset NYI · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
E. Munch	27	C	M	95	51	93	53	73	—	—
E. Schiele	13	C	M	60	83	95	30	67	—	—
F. Marc	14	C	M	33	94	95	50	68	—	—
H. Matisse	8	C	S	90	66	15	69	60	—	—
V. Van Gogh	6	C	M	40	94	95	83	78	—	—

Goalie: W. Kandinsky (#40) — skill 85, catching 85, glove 85, blocker 85, five-hole 85, standing speed 85, butterfly speed 85, control 85, recovery 85, pokecheck 85, depth 25, pass power 85, shot power 25

Los Angeles#

asset Los Angeles · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
H. Morenz	22	C	S	83	93	11	65	63	—	—
C. Conacher	9	C	M	80	75	63	86	76	—	—
E. Shore	11	C	M	6	94	65	59	56	—	—
C. Gardiner	44	C	M	38	95	26	41	50	—	—
S. Cleghorn	8	C	M	38	60	93	93	71	—	—

Goalie: C. Benedict (#39) — skill 86, catching 86, glove 86, blocker 86, five-hole 86, standing speed 86, butterfly speed 86, control 86, recovery 86, pokecheck 86, depth 25, pass power 86, shot power 25

Manager (General)#

asset general manager team · starting team of squad(s): General Manager · bench size 7 · relics: Bench Bonus

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
General McShaggy	3	LW	L	20	14	20	10	16	—	Contract

Meatballs#

asset twin falls meatballs · bench size 5

Goalie Dominic Cassette loves sending massive sauced passes down the ice. Watch for cherry-pickers sneaking behind your defense for easy breakaways.

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Chloe Crockett	88	LW	M	36	33	36	54	40	—	Defensive Deflect, X-Ray Shot, Flawless Feeder, Express Delivery
Mark Jerky	8	LW	M	27	18	27	27	25	—	Wild Shot
Adam Gravy	9	LW	M	54	43	36	36	42	—	Cherry Picker
Maurice Cassoulet	37	LW	M	81	63	90	45	70	Mega-Sauce	Flat Puck
Irvin Wiener	20	LW	M	81	63	45	63	63	Mega-Sauce	Flat Puck
Tony Surtain	79	LW	M	72	56	40	56	56	Mega-Sauce	Flat Puck
Buddy Barrisquet	67	LW	M	72	56	40	56	56	Mega-Sauce	Flat Puck

Goalie: Dominic Cassette (#50) — skill 33, catching 25, glove 60, blocker 60, five-hole 10, standing speed 80, butterfly speed 40, control 60, recovery 90, pokecheck 90, depth 100, pass power 90, shot power 90

Minnesota#

asset Minnesota · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
R. Lionheart	97	C	M	94	95	94	45	82	—	—
W. Wallace	36	C	M	93	25	95	95	77	—	—
P. Terrail	14	C	L	70	92	91	83	84	—	—
S. Volsung	25	C	M	30	94	74	30	57	—	—
M. Musashi	7	C	L	95	95	95	19	76	—	—

Goalie: T. Gozen (#32) — skill 84, catching 84, glove 84, blocker 84, five-hole 84, standing speed 84, butterfly speed 84, control 84, recovery 84, pokecheck 84, depth 25, pass power 84, shot power 25

Modern Squad (Modern)#

asset tchel squad team · starting team of squad(s): Tchel · bench size 5 · relics: Bench Bonus

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Annual McShaggy	3	LW	L	26	53	55	38	43	Deke	—

Montreal#

asset Montreal · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
W. Churchill	20	C	M	55	68	60	70	63	—	—
N. Mandela	22	C	S	74	75	50	90	72	—	Power Transfer
W. Zutian	14	C	M	60	72	65	71	67	—	Curve Ball
S. Bolivar	48	C	S	40	88	56	95	70	—	—
S. Bull	53	C	M	71	65	68	70	68	—	—

Goalie: V. Lenin (#35) — skill 82, catching 82, glove 82, blocker 82, five-hole 82, standing speed 82, butterfly speed 82, control 82, recovery 82, pokecheck 82, depth 25, pass power 82, shot power 25

Mountaineers#

asset mountaineer · bench size 5

Watch out for the Mountaineers’ grappling hooks. They’re just as useful for shutting down your offense as they are for creating theirs.

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Sacha Torte	77	LW	M	54	76	64	54	62	—	—
Ben Krupp	4	LW	M	49	80	50	52	58	—	—
Frank Furter	7	LW	L	83	68	50	54	64	Grappling Hook	Puckless Rocket
Keith Yodel	24	LW	M	68	62	54	46	58	—	—
Buck Wurst	9	LW	L	100	67	84	32	71	Grappling Hook	Bonecrusher
Eddie Hilarity	24	LW	M	60	55	48	41	51	—	—
Hermann Herzog	24	LW	M	60	55	48	41	51	—	—

Goalie: Anna Strudel (#38) — skill 32, catching 71, glove 90, blocker 90, five-hole 65, standing speed 95, butterfly speed 65, control 70, recovery 70, pokecheck 95, depth 65, pass power 85, shot power 85

Nashville#

asset Nashville · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
M. Ali	82	C	M	58	85	43	74	65	—	—
S. Robinson	9	C	L	35	75	95	95	75	—	—
W. Pep	90	C	L	5	46	72	85	52	—	—
J. Louis	59	C	L	76	95	95	66	83	—	—
H. Armstrong	27	C	S	48	90	87	71	74	—	—

Goalie: J. Dempsey (#74) — skill 89, catching 89, glove 89, blocker 89, five-hole 89, standing speed 89, butterfly speed 89, control 89, recovery 89, pokecheck 89, depth 25, pass power 89, shot power 25

New Jersey#

asset New Jersey · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
T. Edison	63	C	S	95	60	78	95	82	—	—
A. Bell	28	C	M	95	63	78	28	66	—	—
B. Franklin	86	C	M	74	30	5	95	51	—	—
S. Jobs	43	C	S	92	95	28	73	72	—	—
A. Lumiere	7	C	M	95	95	43	55	72	—	—

Goalie: L. Braille (#34) — skill 83, catching 83, glove 83, blocker 83, five-hole 83, standing speed 83, butterfly speed 83, control 83, recovery 83, pokecheck 83, depth 25, pass power 83, shot power 25

New York#

asset NYR · bench size 5 · relics: Blue Banana, Lost Fungus, Wet Noodle

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
B. Fischer	20	C	M	94	50	94	94	83	—	—
J. Capablanca	10	C	M	62	95	23	76	64	—	—
E. Bykova	93	C	S	87	95	88	38	77	—	—
E. Lasker	79	C	M	93	94	48	73	77	—	—
M. Tal	23	C	M	92	93	21	54	65	—	—

Goalie: A. Alekhine (#31) — skill 91, catching 91, glove 91, blocker 91, five-hole 91, standing speed 91, butterfly speed 91, control 91, recovery 91, pokecheck 91, depth 25, pass power 91, shot power 25

Old School (Oldtown)#

asset oldschoolTeam · starting team of squad(s): Old School, Old School · bench size 0

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Angus McNineties	3	LW	L	62	43	60	31	49	—	—

Ottawa#

asset Ottawa · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
G. Khan	18	C	S	31	92	92	61	69	—	—
N. Bonaparte	28	C	S	87	95	87	75	86	—	—
A. Great	7	C	L	24	88	95	61	67	—	—
F. Pizarro	72	C	M	68	93	93	34	72	—	—
H. Cortes	2	C	L	47	95	27	95	66	—	—

Goalie: A. The Hun (#70) — skill 81, catching 81, glove 81, blocker 81, five-hole 81, standing speed 81, butterfly speed 81, control 81, recovery 81, pokecheck 81, depth 25, pass power 81, shot power 25

Philadelphia#

asset Philadelphia · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
S. Kubrick	14	C	S	49	48	95	76	67	—	—
A. Hitchcock	11	C	M	95	42	80	51	67	—	—
B. Wilder	74	C	S	46	38	90	26	50	—	—
A. Kurosawa	8	C	M	45	95	95	81	79	—	—
F. Fellini	6	C	L	87	36	48	61	58	—	—

Goalie: O. Wells (#33) — skill 80, catching 80, glove 80, blocker 80, five-hole 80, standing speed 80, butterfly speed 80, control 80, recovery 80, pokecheck 80, depth 25, pass power 80, shot power 25

Pittsburgh#

asset Pittsburgh · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
B. Hogan	71	C	M	95	7	44	78	56	—	—
S. Ballesteros	17	C	L	89	95	95	17	74	—	—
A. Palmer	87	C	L	91	11	22	76	50	—	—
G. Sarazen	65	C	S	54	64	87	95	75	—	—
B. Jones	58	C	M	53	90	77	8	57	—	—

Goalie: S. Snead (#35) — skill 86, catching 86, glove 86, blocker 86, five-hole 86, standing speed 86, butterfly speed 86, control 86, recovery 86, pokecheck 86, depth 25, pass power 86, shot power 25

Princess#

asset princess · bench size 5 · relics: Lifeless Branch, Lucky Molar

It could get pretty gassy out there. They’ll fart the puck away, shut down cross-crease passes and might even send a stick flying your way.

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Sadie Playfair	10	LW	M	82	72	84	60	74	—	Bonecrusher
Suzan Boni	65	LW	L	60	100	91	60	78	—	Bonecrusher
Joan Ozark	20	LW	M	76	75	88	73	78	Gas	Bonecrusher, Sonic Slap, Dying Breath
Clementine McShaggy	19	LW	M	97	88	90	80	89	Tomahawk	Triple Twig, Dying Breath
Mei Day	23	LW	M	82	72	97	90	85	Gas	Bonecrusher
Laurie Butternut	10	LW	M	48	48	56	40	48	—	Bonecrusher
Rosie Pounzel	10	LW	M	48	48	56	40	48	—	Bonecrusher

Goalie: Mindy Ruff (#33) — skill 78, catching 30, glove 85, blocker 55, five-hole 50, standing speed 75, butterfly speed 105, control 70, recovery 65, pokecheck 85, depth 40, pass power 70, shot power 90

Prisoners#

asset prisoners · bench size 5 · relics: Lumberjack

Good luck avoiding Ma’s wet towel. As for the ball and chain... Try using its momentum in your favor.

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
William Foulton	76	LW	M	70	52	58	55	59	—	En Garde!, Ball and Chain
Averell Foulton	75	LW	L	72	43	78	25	54	—	—
Jack Foulton	30265	LW	M	72	61	69	57	65	—	En Garde!
Joe Foulton	43	LW	S	70	32	75	20	49	—	Bonecrusher
Ma Foulton	6	LW	S	50	20	25	85	45	Wet Towel	—
Andrew Daunting	15	LW	M	61	66	70	74	68	—	Springboard, En Garde!
Jim Coffee	15	LW	M	61	66	70	74	68	—	Springboard, En Garde!

Goalie: Hanny Broder (#30) — skill 45, catching 95, glove 75, blocker 75, five-hole 100, standing speed 70, butterfly speed 80, control 30, recovery 30, pokecheck 30, depth 20, pass power 90, shot power 85

Random#

asset RandomHome · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Carlos Chicos	7	LW	M	54	54	54	45	52	—	—
Charlotte Chapstick	27	LW	M	45	54	54	36	47	—	—
Stevie Louder	16	LW	M	54	45	18	36	38	—	—
Bear Grohl	2	LW	XXL	15	0	122	7	36	—	—
Rory McShaggy	5	LW	L	78	0	76	0	38	Tomahawk	X-Ray Shot, Bonecrusher

Random#

asset RandomVisitor · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Calvin Dord	22	LW	L	71	76	38	33	54	Yo-Yo	—
Fortin Mathieu	34	LW	M	52	48	10	67	44	—	Puckless Rocket
Doc Killmore	93	LW	M	52	38	38	76	51	—	Puckless Rocket
Wendell Spark	17	LW	M	43	29	29	57	40	—	Puckless Rocket
Kelly Jelly	4	LW	S	0	38	0	86	31	Spin-O-Rama	Puckless Rocket

San Jose#

asset San Jose · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
R. Lothbrok	64	C	M	14	95	42	93	61	—	—
B. Ironside	20	C	S	67	25	74	50	54	—	—
L. Erikson	11	C	S	59	95	11	95	65	—	—
H. Hardrada	44	C	S	60	84	95	65	76	—	—
F. Eiriksdottir	84	C	M	56	71	87	66	70	—	—

Goalie: H. Bluetooth (#29) — skill 81, catching 81, glove 81, blocker 81, five-hole 81, standing speed 81, butterfly speed 81, control 81, recovery 81, pokecheck 81, depth 25, pass power 81, shot power 25

Seattle#

asset Seattle · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
D. Dean	19	C	S	5	95	47	89	59	—	—
J. Andrade	22	C	S	75	95	43	95	77	—	—
H. Scarone	10	C	L	34	25	46	95	50	—	—
M. Seoane	29	C	S	5	94	91	30	55	—	—
I. Schlosser	6	C	S	58	40	39	95	58	—	—

Goalie: H. Gallacher (#35) — skill 84, catching 84, glove 84, blocker 84, five-hole 84, standing speed 84, butterfly speed 84, control 84, recovery 84, pokecheck 84, depth 25, pass power 84, shot power 25

Shooting Stars#

asset shooting_stars · bench size 5

Good luck landing a clean hit on them. Between Tommy Spinelli’s tornado spins and Salchow Bob’s aerial theatrics, you’ll need to get creative.

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Timmy Spinelli	54	LW	S	54	54	49	81	60	Tornado	Figure Check, Blue Line Boost
Jimmy Flipinski	67	LW	M	59	76	45	75	64	Spin-O-Rama	Figure Check
Salchow Bob	21	LW	L	84	81	58	69	73	Spin-O-Rama	Figure Check, Blue Line Boost
Marty McTwist	75	LW	M	73	58	68	75	68	Jump	Figure Check
Axel Froze	28	LW	M	78	63	58	78	69	Jump	Figure Check
Pat Chang	67	LW	M	60	77	45	85	67	Spin-O-Rama	Figure Check, Blue Line Boost
Yuri Plushinevitch	67	LW	M	60	77	45	85	67	Spin-O-Rama	Figure Check, Blue Line Boost

Goalie: Pavel Twizzle (#1) — skill 34, catching 79, glove 85, blocker 55, five-hole 50, standing speed 50, butterfly speed 60, control 70, recovery 65, pokecheck 85, depth 50, pass power 70, shot power 90

Slapshot Squad (Slapshot)#

asset slapshotOnlyTeam · starting team of squad(s): Slapshot Squad · bench size 5 · relics: Bench Bonus

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Bangus McClapper	3	LW	L	40	32	44	22	34	—	—

Solo (One)#

asset solo Team · starting team of squad(s): Solo Meta · bench size 5 · relics: Bench Bonus

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Angus LockShaggy	3	LW	L	35	55	34	32	39	—	Frozen Peas

Speed Squad (Spurton)#

asset speedyTeamData · starting team of squad(s): Speed · bench size 5 · relics: Bench Bonus

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Angus McShortstuff	3	LW	S	56	56	8	59	45	Rage Burst	Eggsplosion

Speedrun Squad (Speedrun)#

asset speedrunCampaignTeam · starting team of squad(s): Speedrun Squad · bench size 5 · relics: Bench Bonus

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Angus Skip-Shaggy	3	LW	L	33	65	69	48	54	Dash	—

St-Louis#

asset St-Louis · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
C. Columbus	89	C	L	61	31	95	41	57	—	—
M. Polo	18	C	M	95	46	24	95	65	—	—
F. Magellan	10	C	M	55	67	95	95	78	—	—
V. da Gama	47	C	M	95	35	95	95	80	—	—
F. Drake	72	C	S	95	81	70	70	79	—	—

Goalie: J. Cook (#50) — skill 86, catching 86, glove 86, blocker 86, five-hole 86, standing speed 86, butterfly speed 86, control 86, recovery 86, pokecheck 86, depth 25, pass power 86, shot power 25

Tampa Bay#

asset Tampa Bay · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
G. Farina	86	C	M	95	11	81	93	70	—	—
J. Fangio	21	C	M	75	61	69	95	75	—	—
A. Ascari	91	C	M	43	75	95	95	77	—	—
M. Hawthorn	77	C	L	47	43	95	95	70	—	—
J. Brabham	81	C	M	75	61	69	95	75	—	—

Goalie: G. Hill (#88) — skill 93, catching 93, glove 93, blocker 93, five-hole 93, standing speed 93, butterfly speed 93, control 93, recovery 93, pokecheck 93, depth 25, pass power 93, shot power 25

Team Canada (Canada)#

asset team Canada · bench size 5 · relics: Oven Mitts

These Canadians will force you to make some tough choices. Get ready for some good old-fashioned Canadian hockey.

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Hordie Gowe	9	LW	L	71	70	82	89	78	—	—
Normand Marineau	66	LW	L	69	85	79	66	75	—	—
M-P Pucklin	29	LW	M	81	83	82	79	81	Mega Pokecheck	Bouncy McBounce, Stix
Peter Sturgeon	77	LW	L	70	60	81	71	70	—	—
Christopher Hatfreeze	87	LW	L	85	63	91	95	84	Mega Pokecheck	Safe Bounce, Power Transfer
Jorge San-Pedro	77	LW	L	54	54	73	64	61	Mega Pokecheck	Express Delivery, Never Hit
Donald Cerise	66	LW	L	44	76	71	59	62	Mega Pokecheck	Express Delivery, Never Hit

Goalie: Ann-Glace Savesbien (#35) — skill 73, catching 30, glove 85, blocker 55, five-hole 50, standing speed 120, butterfly speed 60, control 70, recovery 65, pokecheck 85, depth 50, pass power 70, shot power 90

The Officials#

asset referee Squad Team · starting team of squad(s): Referee Squad · bench size 5 · relics: Bench Bonus

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Angus McFlurry	3	LW	L	50	35	26	25	34	Kazoo	—

The Officials#

asset all_refs · bench size 5 · relics: Briefcase, Post Goal, Briberee, Rigged Faceoff, Zebra Hoof

Get ready for some shady calls against the Officials. Even the neutral referee seems to be on their side.

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Dan Hooks-Wright	45	LW	M	45	43	32	40	40	—	—
Stripes O'Sullivan	85	LW	M	54	38	39	40	43	—	—
Tony Tripp	37	LW	M	63	32	40	39	44	—	—
Gedeon Lamoustache	17	LW	M	83	44	50	36	53	—	—
Rick Slick	69	LW	M	68	46	42	31	47	—	—
Roy Scalperino	97	LW	M	61	41	41	28	43	—	—
Dan Coercsky	28	LW	M	61	41	41	28	43	—	—

Goalie: Enrico Piazzetto (#32) — skill 38, catching 90, glove 80, blocker 35, five-hole 40, standing speed 70, butterfly speed 65, control 60, recovery 65, pokecheck 20, depth 60, pass power 70, shot power 70

Top Cheese#

asset midwest top cheese · bench size 5

Prepare for a deadly one-two punch. Cam Amber’s shots always bounce loose, while Willie Brie’s magnet makes sure they land on his stick.

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Mark Scarpone	51	LW	M	45	45	31	45	42	—	—
Cam Amber	91	LW	M	55	51	31	57	48	—	Bouncy McBounce
Willie Brie	71	LW	L	72	63	36	41	53	—	Rebound Magnet, Mega Deflect
Mia Mental	81	LW	M	45	45	31	45	42	—	—
Goldie Rochefort	61	LW	M	36	36	36	36	36	—	—
Gordon Zola	51	LW	M	40	40	28	40	37	—	—
Rico Cotta	51	LW	M	40	40	28	40	37	—	—

Goalie: Jose Noway (#50) — skill 21, catching 0, glove 35, blocker 35, five-hole 5, standing speed 60, butterfly speed 25, control 50, recovery 80, pokecheck 50, depth 50, pass power 50, shot power 50

Toronto#

asset Toronto · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
J. Owens	91	C	M	61	35	73	63	58	—	—
F. Blankers-Koen	88	C	M	71	95	56	90	78	Gas	—
I. Balas	34	C	L	95	95	79	27	74	—	—
A. Gerevich	44	C	L	95	95	82	28	75	—	—
P. Nurmi	78	C	M	45	95	77	95	78	Tomahawk	—

Goalie: P. Elvstrom (#35) — skill 84, catching 84, glove 84, blocker 84, five-hole 84, standing speed 84, butterfly speed 84, control 84, recovery 84, pokecheck 84, depth 25, pass power 84, shot power 25

Trio (Tri City)#

asset Trio Team · starting team of squad(s): Trio Meta · bench size 5 · relics: Bench Bonus

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Freddy Kovalski	16	LW	M	19	37	18	59	33	—	Helmet Stack, Quest
Angus McTrois	3	LW	L	48	51	40	56	49	Yo-Yo	—

Tycoons#

asset tycoons · bench size 5 · relics: tycoonsIce, Annoying Ads, Golden Frog

The Tycoons have money, ads, and a few dirty tricks up their sleeves. Keep an eye on your top player and your screen.

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Nick Sterling	36	LW	L	125	69	128	39	90	—	Sonic Slap
Roy Fitzpockets	25	LW	XL	125	66	128	39	90	—	Bonecrusher
Ricardo Sanchez	49	LW	L	125	65	128	39	89	—	—
Magnus Adsworth	40	LW	L	125	78	128	39	92	—	—
Oskar Larsson	96	LW	M	71	92	43	102	77	—	—
Pedro Esposito	7	LW	M	75	92	48	112	82	—	—
Zoltan Svoboda	86	LW	M	59	92	48	119	80	—	—
Vinny Vault	80	LW	M	57	92	48	122	80	—	—
Barry Bottomline	78	LW	XL	109	64	112	86	93	—	Bonecrusher, Sonic Slap, Cold Turkey
Fortune Banks	55	LW	M	75	86	44	136	85	—	Cold Turkey, Flawless Feeder, Pass Puncher

Goalie: Max Goldsmith (#1) — skill 82, catching 72, glove 90, blocker 90, five-hole 85, standing speed 95, butterfly speed 70, control 95, recovery 90, pokecheck 100, depth 30, pass power 95, shot power 95

Utah#

asset Utah · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
S. Botticelli	9	C	L	75	54	17	77	56	—	—
M. Grunewald	63	C	M	76	52	22	86	59	—	—
A. Durer	8	C	S	78	62	28	95	66	—	—
H. Holbein	90	C	S	64	44	5	95	52	—	—
J. van Eyck	50	C	M	95	69	61	95	80	—	—

Goalie: P. Bruegel (#39) — skill 85, catching 85, glove 85, blocker 85, five-hole 85, standing speed 85, butterfly speed 85, control 85, recovery 85, pokecheck 85, depth 25, pass power 85, shot power 25

Vancouver#

asset Vancouver · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
R. Descartes	40	C	S	64	95	90	95	86	—	—
I. Kant	6	C	M	95	95	95	47	83	—	—
J. Locke	9	C	M	78	87	93	78	84	—	—
F. Nietzsche	43	C	M	93	27	57	91	67	—	—
J-J. Rousseau	17	C	M	80	91	92	5	67	—	—

Goalie: D. Hume (#35) — skill 91, catching 91, glove 91, blocker 91, five-hole 91, standing speed 91, butterfly speed 91, control 91, recovery 91, pokecheck 91, depth 25, pass power 91, shot power 25

Vegas#

asset Vegas · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
J. Caesar	61	C	S	76	75	78	95	81	—	—
M. Anthony	81	C	M	94	95	95	72	89	—	—
M. Aurelius	9	C	M	93	51	60	92	74	—	—
S. Ramses	27	C	L	60	84	25	83	63	—	—
C. Nero	7	C	M	94	95	49	94	83	—	—

Goalie: P. Hadrian (#33) — skill 86, catching 86, glove 86, blocker 86, five-hole 86, standing speed 86, butterfly speed 86, control 86, recovery 86, pokecheck 86, depth 25, pass power 86, shot power 25

Washington#

asset Washington · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
F. Dostoevsky	8	C	L	95	95	95	35	80	—	—
A. Christie	43	C	L	25	95	93	5	54	—	—
E. Hemmingway	17	C	S	91	55	53	85	71	—	—
C. Dickens	38	C	S	67	95	93	5	65	—	—
A. Checkhov	74	C	L	90	43	95	76	76	—	—

Goalie: F. Kafka (#79) — skill 83, catching 83, glove 83, blocker 83, five-hole 83, standing speed 83, butterfly speed 83, control 83, recovery 83, pokecheck 83, depth 25, pass power 83, shot power 25

Winnipeg#

asset Winnipeg · bench size 5

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
B. Ruth	27	C	L	46	93	27	54	55	—	—
W. Mays	55	C	L	36	86	85	5	53	—	—
H. Aaron	81	C	L	50	11	80	79	55	—	—
T. Cobb	44	C	L	26	93	37	84	60	—	—
T. Williams	4	C	M	75	95	19	95	71	—	—

Goalie: L. Gehrig (#37) — skill 93, catching 93, glove 93, blocker 93, five-hole 93, standing speed 93, butterfly speed 93, control 93, recovery 93, pokecheck 93, depth 25, pass power 93, shot power 25

Special skaters by category#

Angus (36)#

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Angus EggShaggy	3	LW	M	22	44	46	32	36	Prod	Eggsplosion
Angus EggShaggy	3	LW	L	26	53	56	39	44	Prod	Eggsplosion
Angus FreshShaggy	33	LW	L	51	55	24	35	41	Yo-Yo	—
Bungus McBooty	3	LW	M	0	0	0	0	0	—	Butt Reward
Bungus McBooty	3	LW	M	0	0	0	0	0	—	Butt Reward
Bangus McClapper	3	LW	S	17	19	18	65	30	—	Slap Chot 4000
Bangus McClapper	3	LW	L	40	32	44	22	34	—	—
Angus McDefense	3	LW	L	20	40	29	29	30	—	Blue Marker Talent
Angus McDefense	3	LW	L	25	51	37	37	38	—	Point Sniper
Angus McFlurry	3	LW	L	44	31	23	22	30	—	Part of the Play
Angus McFlurry	3	LW	L	50	35	26	25	34	Kazoo	—
Angus McGauntlet	3	LW	L	17	33	35	24	27	—	—
Angus McNineties	3	LW	L	35	24	34	17	28	—	Frozen Peas
Angus McNineties	3	LW	L	62	43	60	31	49	—	—
Angus McRoenick	3	LW	L	18	36	39	26	30	Dash	—
Angus McRoenick	3	LW	L	24	47	51	34	39	—	—
Angus McShaggy	3	LW	L	75	50	60	50	59	Head Smasher	Point Sniper, X-Ray Shot
General McShaggy	3	LW	XXL	130	25	200	0	89	—	Contract
Angus McShaggy	3	LW	L	43	43	43	43	43	Tomahawk	—
General McShaggy	3	LW	L	20	14	20	10	16	—	Contract
Angus McShaggy	3	LW	L	72	50	38	36	49	Tomahawk	—
Angus McShaggy	3	LW	L	75	30	80	50	59	Head Smasher	Point Sniper, X-Ray Shot
Angus McShaggynator	3	LW	L	24	48	51	35	40	—	Loaded Puck
Angus McShaggynator	3	LW	L	24	48	51	35	40	—	—
Angus McShaky	3	LW	L	63	44	61	31	50	Tomahawk	Triple Twig
Angus McShortstuff	3	LW	S	56	56	8	59	45	Rage Burst	—
Angus McShortstuff	3	LW	S	56	56	8	59	45	Rage Burst	Eggsplosion
Angus McStastny	3	LW	L	25	25	25	25	25	—	Stat Stuffer
Angus McStastny	3	LW	L	24	48	51	35	40	—	—
Angus McTalent	3	LW	L	26	53	56	39	44	—	—
Angus McTrois	3	LW	L	33	35	27	38	33	Yo-Yo	Triangle Offense
Angus McTrois	3	LW	L	48	51	40	56	49	Yo-Yo	—
Angus O'Liner	3	LW	L	24	48	51	35	40	—	Bench Borrower
Angus O'Liner	3	LW	L	24	48	51	35	40	Yeet	—
Angus Skip-Shaggy	3	LW	L	33	65	69	48	54	Slowmo	—
Angus Skip-Shaggy	3	LW	L	33	65	69	48	54	Dash	—

Benchwarmer (9)#

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Mark Bench	32	LW	M	23	22	38	42	31	—	Double-Decker, Quest
Buster Brewster	85	LW	M	61	10	24	31	32	Polymorphic Ability	Quest
Maurice Cassoulet	37	LW	M	5	5	71	43	31	—	Quest
Boring Dude	93	LW	M	36	35	24	35	32	—	Quest
Johnny Faceless	84	LW	M	30	30	30	30	30	—	Faceless
Ricky Kirby	72	LW	M	20	41	13	59	33	—	Stix, Quest
Freddy Kovalski	16	LW	M	19	37	18	59	33	—	Helmet Stack, Quest
Sally Poppins	12	LW	M	16	49	10	66	35	—	Status Extender, Quest
Stu Stumple	38	LW	M	32	46	13	40	33	—	Masochist, Quest

Free agent (38)#

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Cam Amber	91	LW	M	53	50	43	56	50	—	Bouncy McBounce
Prince Tristan Arthur XIV	14	LW	S	100	67	6	36	52	—	Charge Shot, X-Ray Shot
Fortune Banks	55	LW	M	75	86	44	136	85	—	Performance Bonus
Brad Bird	50	LW	M	75	82	76	67	75	—	Trenchcoat
Clarabelle Boogins	68	LW	M	71	71	33	37	53	Magnet	Propeller Helmet
Jimothy Bowel	0	LW	M	25	25	50	100	50	—	Diarrhea
Willie Brie	71	LW	L	41	52	40	36	42	—	Rebound Magnet, Mega Deflect
Barry Butthead	75	LW	M	0	0	0	0	0	—	Healthy Scratch, Hidden Ace
Gary Buttman	30	LW	M	0	0	0	0	0	—	Butt Bench
Clive Chickensneeze	66	LW	M	0	100	21	122	61	—	—
Chloe Crockett	88	LW	M	38	49	34	66	47	—	Defensive Deflect, Flawless Feeder
Calvin Dord	22	LW	L	54	91	21	34	50	Yo-Yo	—
Calvin Dord	11	LW	L	65	60	28	21	44	Yo-Yo	—
Nigel Flincher	7	LW	M	130	50	25	25	58	—	Spasms
Averell Foulton	75	LW	L	60	20	80	25	46	—	Ball and Chain
Ma Foulton	6	LW	S	50	20	25	85	45	Wet Towel	—
Bear Grohl	99	LW	XXL	90	60	90	15	64	—	Bonecrusher
Bear Grohl	2	LW	XXL	90	60	90	15	64	—	Bonecrusher
Gawain Guretski	99	LW	XS	60	60	6	80	52	—	Iron Helmet, Evolution
Walter Hoffman	45	LW	M	63	71	33	30	49	—	Cherry Picker
Walter Hoffman	45	LW	M	43	61	33	30	42	—	Cherry Picker
Kelly Jelly	4	LW	S	3	80	2	144	57	Spin-O-Rama	Puckless Rocket
Gedeon Lamoustache	17	LW	M	54	40	55	30	45	Kazoo	No Goal
Sergei Lancelov	4	LW	XL	47	20	102	20	47	—	Iron Helmet
Sergei Lancelov	5	LW	L	43	39	38	22	36	—	—
Kent Levaylapuck	54	LW	M	83	83	39	43	62	Yeet	Flat Puck
Clementine McShaggy	19	LW	M	66	24	57	34	45	Tomahawk	Triple Twig
Rory McShaggy	9	LW	L	51	47	55	47	50	Tomahawk	X-Ray Shot
Wobbly McShatterface	70	LW	L	103	0	55	8	42	Prod	Golden Throne
Wobbly McShatterface	70	LW	M	55	30	55	30	42	—	Berserk
Norman Norm	92	LW	M	50	50	50	50	50	—	Balanced Talent
Ozzie Oioioi	23	RW	L	48	41	10	71	42	Disco Dance	—
Joan Ozark	20	LW	M	44	54	53	58	52	Gas	Sonic Slap
Ryan Pepito	53	LW	S	69	70	0	62	50	—	One Strike
Ryan Pepito	53	LW	S	69	70	0	62	50	—	One Strike
Buck Wurst	9	LW	L	34	75	81	37	57	Grappling Hook	—
Zinedine Zidanejad	5	LW	M	27	58	19	76	45	Headshot Redirect	No Stick, Dribbler, Curve Ball
Allan Zimmer	0	LW	M	45	100	20	65	58	—	Foggy Brain

Superstar (15)#

Skater	#	Pos	Size	PWR	ACC	CHK	SPD	Avg	Ability	Talents
Cam Amber	91	LW	M	55	51	31	57	48	—	Bouncy McBounce
Prince Tristan Arthur XIV	14	LW	S	100	90	0	0	48	—	Charge Shot, Xray Goalie, Prince AI, X-Ray Shot, En Garde!
Salchow Bob	21	LW	L	84	81	58	69	73	Spin-O-Rama	Figure Check, Blue Line Boost
Willie Brie	71	LW	L	72	63	36	41	53	—	Rebound Magnet, Mega Deflect
Chloe Crockett	88	LW	M	36	33	36	54	40	—	Defensive Deflect, X-Ray Shot, Flawless Feeder, Express Delivery
Calvin Dord	22	LW	L	71	76	38	33	54	Yo-Yo	—
Jimmy Flipinski	67	LW	M	59	76	45	75	64	Spin-O-Rama	Figure Check
Adam Gravy	9	LW	M	54	43	36	36	42	—	Cherry Picker
Bear Grohl	2	LW	XXL	15	0	122	7	36	—	—
Rory McShaggy	5	LW	L	75	50	61	40	56	—	X-Ray Shot, Bonecrusher
Leo Messier	10	LW	M	51	84	24	118	69	Headshot Redirect	Puck Rocket, Charge Shot
Joan Ozark	20	LW	M	76	75	88	73	78	Gas	Bonecrusher, Sonic Slap, Dying Breath
M-P Pucklin	29	LW	M	81	83	82	79	81	Mega Pokecheck	Bouncy McBounce, Stix
Cornelius Puttson	1	LW	L	62	100	106	90	90	—	Triple Twig, Bonecrusher, cultistPowerCornelius
Cornelius Puttson	7	LW	L	75	100	112	95	96	—	Triple Twig, Bonecrusher, FairwayImmunity

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